Category: Humor

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Nova’s Wise Words Wednesdays

“Bubbles:) There, helped you smile didn’t I?! Does it every time! “

Nova🙏🏼

“Just once, in your lifetime, do something unrepayable, for someone else. It’ll change his/her life and yours. ”

Nova 🙏🏼
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Morning Short Story ☕️

” I think this hospital is trying to kill me!” Zelda whispered to Rhemy.

” What nonsense. They’re trying to keep you alive. What makes you say that?” Rhemy responded with confusion in her tone.

Zelda pointed to the coffee cup sitting on the tray, ” That coffee tastes like mud in a cup!”

” Zelda!! Don’t be drama…” Rhemy began as she raised the cup to her mouth for a sip.

” Oh my mother goose of Neverland, this is horrendous!!! ” she added, after projecting the mouthful across the room.

dragon drinking coffee

How is everyone this morning? Afternoon and Evening, depending on where you are? Did you enjoy my little short story introduction? Hahaha Coffee is just essential. It never ever should be anything but a top notch expierence.

Here’s a funny story, this morning, I was eagerly anticipating a great deal find on a blender, while searching Facebook marketplace 😂😂😂 A BLENDER!! When did I get old where kitchen appliances replaced actual fun stuff? Haha. This blender would make one badass iced coffee though, and everything about that is perfect!

So there’s that.

Who’s having coffee?

NAMASTÉ 🙏🏼

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Thursday Thoughts

Thursday Thankfulness

  1. My boyfriend
  2. Twitter
  3. Opportunities to learn
  4. Relaxation
  5. Realization
  6. Endings
  7. Quietness
  8. Beauty of nature
  9. Clouds
  10. Rainbows
  11. Incense
  12. Sunshine
  13. Shade
  14. Cuddles
Anyone else ready for an adult beverage?

Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow

Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead

Walk beside me… Just be my friend.

~ Albert Cumus

Photo by Chevanon Photography on Pexels.com
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Life of a Single Mom

My kids aren’t into the cool shows, or movies… Like the ones from the late ’80s to mid’90s… you know, like Strawberry Shortcake and The Little Mermaid LOL

Oh no, we’re adventurous kids like Paw Patrol and PJ Masks lol.

Here’s my little silly turkeys tonight:

No matter how frustrated I get, they know how to make me laugh!

Humor, Life

17 Adulting Quotes That Will Have You Saying “It Me”

Haha #4 is so me!!!!!

#commentbelow if you can relate to any of these ☺️😂🌺

How often do you have moments when you don’t want to “adult,” and you “just can’t?” These relatable Instagram quotes about adulting will speak to your soul.
— Read on www.thespruce.com/best-adulting-quotes-for-instagram-4588180

Humor, Life

Att: Special Report 📣

Wow oh wow you guys, I kinda look like death right now. It’s not at all flattering on me; however, it’s best I wear it than my girls feel terrible and sick.

My nose has been running. I don’t have the energy to chase it anymore. Anyone wanna take the next shift? There’s donuts involved?! You don’t even have to blow it ( erm.. Uh..), wipe it… I can manage that much.

Some brat is pounding on my temples. OUCH!! I need it to stop for the love of God. I can’t think straight line this. Oh you hush all the way in the back, I do to think. It’s just on special occasion as of lately.

My chest feels lighter, since I kicked the elephant off of it. That’s funny huh, like I stand a chance to an elephant. You see, the trick is peanuts.. They’ll come running to anyone or anywhere they lay. I really can’t blame them, I love nuts myself. Uuummmmm….

Moving right along, to the left here you’ll see a lung. It’s not in the best of shape, due to the cold and lack of exercise. I can work on that though, if I stop coughing it up. (And this snow would take a hike! Yes, nearly April and we have snow).

OK, well I’m off back to bed. My body needs so much rest. Happy Sunday Lovelies 🌺

Humor, writing

Rhetorical

“How did you sleep?”

With my eyes closed.

” How do you like your eggs?”

Cooked.

” How do you take your coffee?”

In a cup.

“How was your day?”

Well it started early, then it got later.

“Would you like plastic bags for your groceries?”

Nope, I’ll juggle everything to the car.

Ha, I ain’t got time for all that 😂😂😂😂

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Story Starter Challenge

Formulated for The Haunted Wordsmith’s Prompt Follow the Birds 🦢

” Agnus, where are we? Somehow we’ve strayed from the group. Did I make a wrong turn? Why didn’t you tell me? What if they don’t recognize we’re gone? ”

” Oh John, breathe honey, before you have an anxiety attack. Look, there! The rest of the group is just on the otherside of that bend. Just follow the birds, John, just follow the birds.”

John chuckled, her sweetness mixed with a pinch of sarcastic humor is only one of a million reasons why he loved her so.

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10 Anti-resolutions for 2019

There’s are being written by the inspired prompt from the Today’s Author blog 🙂

  1. I will absolutely never mix two brands of cereal together.
  2. I vow to never become a bibliokept.
  3. I will not become lugubrious when I see spilt coffee.
  4. This year, I won’t step on many cracks so I don’t break grandmas’ backs.
  5. This year, I’ll never eat toast without the crust.
  6. I will not allow my words to offend the squirrels.
  7. This year, I won’t forget to befriend a fish.
  8. I will not walk a path without clearing the footbridge for the beavers.
  9. This year, I won’t go without learning CPR for a tree.
  10. I won’t forget to laugh at the rediculousness of my mind.

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#NDRW- #31

Today’s Random Word: FEET

Please tag each post #NDRW

Concept: To write everything and anything that comes to mind about the Daily Random Word.

It can be incomplete thoughts listed, a short story, a personal story, personal reflection, memories, whatever you want it to be. The idea is to get everything out. Once you’ve done that, you can return to these posts and use the ideas in your writing.

Have fun

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#NDRW- #30

Today’s Random Word: Gardyloo. 

This is actually a Scottish term, but it sounds really nifty! The definition is a funny and gross one; this is what people living in Edinburgh shouted out their windows as a warning before dumping their slop buckets out of their windows. At least they gave a little bit of a warning to those below!

Please tag each post #NDRW

Concept: To write everything and anything that comes to mind about the Daily Random Word.

It can be incomplete thoughts listed, a short story, a personal story, personal reflection, memories, whatever you want it to be. The idea is to get everything out. Once you’ve done that, you can return to these posts and use the ideas in your writing.

Have fun

Humor, Life, writing

New Year, New Me
Photo credit attached

And in walks every lady he ever dishonored.

“Well, here goes nothing!” He faintly whispered to himself. “Seeking forgiveness from this pack of wolves maybe the end of my new year!” he continued.

” You must set things right!” his conscience ordered.

” Shut up!” he barked in return. ” That’s unsolicited advice.”

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Post Birthday Syndrome

Prompts taken from Promptuarium

finding💲.22 cents and a poorly written note, on my bedside dresser, the next morning.

“ The spirits of death have to be close. There’s no aspirin in your house, and you puked everywhere last night. I had to leave. Your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon!”

Chow,

You’ll never see me again

To-Do List

Find the aspirin

Call Jennifer

Find this guy & kick his ass