I don’t remember how I got here.
I don’t remember the chain of events.
Were others involved or just me?
Did anyone unfortunately died?
How do I not remember?
She was acting rather rashly,
Irresponsibility and hastily.
The date was a shit-show,
And he was obnoxiously full of himself.
How did she not see this?
Sipping on her wine, she laughed,
This online dating isn’t so bad.
Deciding to give this a chance.
He’s funny, too, she added
“ Oh, he’s attractive!” She murmured.
Swiping right, whoosh, she waits.