Standing in Walmart’s Pick Up, before 9:
* Almost everyone has a phone in hand (including me).
* Lady in the next isle over is talking loud enough that the British can understand her.
* Every associate is secretly thinking “WTF are you doin here before a decent hour” with their most cheery attitude.
* Most people back here look like a bad case of death by Friday Night Hangover.
I can’t wait to try this coffee. Does Crème Brulèe taste like vanilla?
* Are grandma elephants as lovely as most human grandmas?
*Somebody’s having a private rap concert close by.
* The associate who just walked past looked like Fiona from Shameless. Her real name is Diana.
* It’s only been 5 minutes, and I’m already over this waiting.
* 2lbs of Strawberries here is nearly $8! F that~
* Walmart has recently installed this ginormous not fun bulky tower thing for pick up orders.