In order to be accepted into our motherly shanagans, the following is mandatory:
- Coffee must be reheated at least twice ; and that’s every cup you attempt to drink.
- Hair is to be, at least, a weeks worth dirty, and thrown into the messy mom bun.
- There needs to be five loads of clean laundry, unfolded, laying through out the living area.
- The sink must be overflowing with dishes.
- Clothes drew unwanted stares, because they’re holy and out of date.
- You DVR shows in hopes of some quiet alone time.
- Your fruit is chilled, in the refrigerator, half eaten.
- Bags rest under your eyes, and you have a permanent resting bitch face.
- Tub has a dozen toys laying in it, for bath time.
- Menu consists of hot dogs, chicken nuggets, and chocolate milk.
- Home never looks clean.
If you can abide to the list, welcome to the nut house 😂
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